As you may have noticed I don’t take much seriously, it comes from being kicked in the head so many times by life that my brain has ‘boxers nose’, so I have been rooting about the web and found some “interesting” titles for “literature”.
This first lot are real books.
Overworked and Under-laid, by Nigel Marsh
Help, I’m Married to Eyeore
Get Out of My Life, but First Can You Drive Me and Cheryl to the Mall: A Parent’s Guide to the new Teenager, by Anthony E. Wolf
When Your Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’ll be Me, by Cynthia Heimel
I’m Not Mad, I Just Hate You: A New Understanding of Mother/Daughter Conflicts, by Roni Cohen-Sandler and Michelle Silver
How to Make a Baby with Tools You Probably Have Around the House
Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself, by Alan Alda
101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators : A Helpful Guide for the Environmentally Conscious Consumer of Feminine Hygiene Products, by Barbara Meyer and Lori Katz
Help I Married An Idiot
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, by Dave Barry
And this lot aren’t.
Will He Win ?
by Betty Wont
Return of the Prodigal
by Greta Sonne
A Call for Assistance
by Linda Hand
Pain and Sorry
by Anne Guish
Garden Water Features
by Lily Pond
Crossing Roads Safely
by Luke Bothways
Sunday Service
by Neil Downe
Covered Walkways by R. Kade
I Need Insurance by Justin Case
Whatchamacallit! by Thingum Bob
Let's Do it Now! by Igor Beaver
I'm Someone Else by Ima Nonymous
Animal Illnesses by Ann Thrax
He's Contagious! by Lucas Measles
The Great Escape by Freida Convict
Music of the Sea by Lawrence Whelk
Breaking the Law by Kermit A. Krime
Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente
Smart Beer Making by Bud Wiser
Good Housekeeping by Lottie Dust
Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
Theft and Robbery by Andy Tover
Ah, literature the backbone of the sceptic.
Angus
Angus Dei politico
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